Dear Reader
Traduction…
Oh, absolutely, it’s just a thrilling rollercoaster of excitement here, isn’t it? No uplifting news or scandalous photos to keep you entertained. But hey, remember, this isn’t your typical social media circus!
I haven’t been on social media for ages, and it was a breeze. Every time I logged in, it was like a royal fashion show with bling, fake grins, and all that jazz. I never really cared about their lives, but suddenly it was like a royal gossip fest. Then one day, a prince hogged 90% of my feed, and it clicked. The odd bit was his wife had taken over the day before. This royal takeover went on for months, with a day off in between, and soon other kingdoms joined the party. They all flaunted their jewels, bragging about how fab they looked in them. Hats off, ladies! Wearing a necklace is clearly rocket science.
As we all see, in 2025-2026 the only constant conversation will likely revolve around teenagers and young people misusing social media. Why not address this issue with the older generation first? After all, we mirror their behaviour, don’t we?
Anyway, without further ado, here’s the bad news of the day. Two days ago I realised I needed emergency surgery. Unfortunately, this problem has resurfaced in the Netherlands. A previous operation I had there 1.5 - 2 years ago was either performed incorrectly or intentionally (the princesses are involved in this too). My body is being poisoned and I urgently need surgery. However, all the hospitals involved, including the one in Fethiye where I last went and one of the largest in the Netherlands, are participating in these war sanctions. They’ve become mercenaries for the princesses in this war, trying to poison me. Now, which hospital can I trust? They’ve probablyalready stopped reading this and started calling hospitals one by one. They’ve even been comparing me to ' **M. Schumacher**' recently. I don’t know if this is a threat but I need surgery urgently. These sworn doctors and nurses need to remain true to their oaths but I think that’s impossible right now. Perhaps dying from poisoning isn’t such a bad idea after all…
With love,
