Into The Universe Of My Middle Finger
Çevriliyor…
Now, I Can Proudly Call it My Favourite Finger!
Oh, what a thrilling day it is as we embark on an epic journey into the universe of my middle finger! Yes, you absolutely heard that correctly, this is an incredibly crucial subject, so do your best to maintain a serious expression…
Guess what? I’m not as clever as you might believe. Last year, I discovered my middle finger has a secret talent. Before that, I was just waving it around like everyone else… Now, I can proudly call it my favourite finger!
I get it, you’re all gasping in horror, right? But seriously, not a single one of you is wondering why this girl is giving the world a friendly salute?
Oh, I’m not normal! I don’t poison, kill, or steal. I mean, who would think of planting 30,000 spiders in someone’s yard, leaving mice on their doorstep, or putting on the gas in the paddle box pipe, so that the gas will poison me while I am cooking or cause a fire in the kitchen? Not at my old rental place, Meltem Evleri, Fethiye, of course! - and that the same gas attack didn’t happen here last night, Cyprus Constructions!!
Nope, I just give a little middle finger salute. Because, you know, life is just not fair. A criminal woman can marry a prince and suddenly become untouchable. Oh, she’s just a sweet little angel, dabbling in illegal stuff for the monarchy. Meanwhile, her hubby’s the one dreaming of monarchy changes, not me!
Questions of the day:
• Did she save or kill the monarchy?
• Is it acceptable to sacrifice the entire world to save the monarchy?
So, while the world is burning and got poisoned, she’s untouchable. How charming! Yet, when I raise my middle finger, suddenly I’m the bad one. It’s like everyone’s wearing these virtual reality glasses, only seeing my finger 🖕 and not the real bad guys.
(By the way, I want to thank ‘Nil Pest Control in Fethiye’ for providing the best service, without acting!)
